I have 5 months to gain 1 stone/6.3kg.
Beginning of super bulk, maintaining 5 days a week in the gym doing specific exercises per week. Exercises will be changed according to gains in the said areas.
Previous bulking was fun and worked very quickly.
Day1
Monday, 19 November 2012
Saturday, 17 November 2012
Why the fuck do YOU stare at the floor so much?
YO!
That title got your attention!
Well, here's where it's at. This is the first post of my new RANT!!!!!!! blog or as i like to think about it as "self amusement project.". This blog shall contain all the absurdities that i think are present in daily life and how people should solve the problem of participation in such activities.
I class these participants as uneducated, mindless, socially unaware, followers, pressured by social conditioning becoming weak, common, boring and limited. Bold, but being honest, i don't care about what you think, this is my blog and if you actually had a strong opinion you would of created yours first.
Here are some examples of why you haven't:
Excuse 1) "I don't have time"
Excuse 2) "This is totally something that does not interest me."
Excuse 3) "I don't read or write because i'm fucking lame..."
Excuse 4) "I'd rather waste my day becoming another puppet to the television watching 6 hours per day (being subjected to something like ~72 minutes of adverts)! YAY, we all love Christmas marketing?!?!
SO..... i shall rant on and on and quite possibly some things may actually give you cool ideas of how to not be retarded.
Topic 1: "Why the fuck do YOU stare at the floor so much?"
This certain topic has been pissing me off for a good while. No, there is not a pile of dog shit everywhere.
Let me describe such a situation or 2 where someone may do so...taken from the perspective of someone who does not stare at the floor..as this enables the ability to comment on observations.
Situation 1) Man walks down road to get to location A. Man spots woman on same side path who is currently 40 metres off. Man keeps NOT staring at the floor, engages in long distance eye contact in which they exchange a look up and down of each other. Consequently, the two subjects now create images of who there potentially path buddy is, for example, "fuck she's hot", "fuck she's ugly", "fuck.. she's...fashionable?" The two get ever closer and imminently get to the stage of nearly passing by. So what happens?? Man continues absorbing his surroundings, having a jolly old time, possibly awaiting to exchange a smile, an eye glance, or even a conversation. Woman however, now decides that it is FLOOR STARING TIME! This involves staring at the floor for approximately 5 seconds to get past said "man" without having to exchange in any communication. Now why is this so? [This situation is reversible where man actually is the floor staring retard and woman is the confident, absorber.]
Social conditioning - what the fuck?
Survival instinct?
Display of intimidation?
There are a million reasons why this situation could of come about. However, i'd like to say, this phenomena seems to occur more frequently with lone passers, then an individual passing a group. As i think the groups possess an air of confidence being with each other that enables them to disengage in the FLOOR STARE!
To combat the floor staring, i think people should firstly become more confident and less anti social. Looking at someone will not get you killed..remove your face of a baboons smacked arse. Engage in beast mode, hold you head up high, pass that motherfudger with some conviction and enjoy yourself.
What you'll discover: The world around you.
And also! Do take sometime to assess your path as it may have the potential obstructions and dog mess.
Peace out.
Rob
P.s. if any of you disagree with the "floor stare" being unreal, and non occurring next time you walk anywhere. Take a big look.
That title got your attention!
Well, here's where it's at. This is the first post of my new RANT!!!!!!! blog or as i like to think about it as "self amusement project.". This blog shall contain all the absurdities that i think are present in daily life and how people should solve the problem of participation in such activities.
I class these participants as uneducated, mindless, socially unaware, followers, pressured by social conditioning becoming weak, common, boring and limited. Bold, but being honest, i don't care about what you think, this is my blog and if you actually had a strong opinion you would of created yours first.
Here are some examples of why you haven't:
Excuse 1) "I don't have time"
Excuse 2) "This is totally something that does not interest me."
Excuse 3) "I don't read or write because i'm fucking lame..."
Excuse 4) "I'd rather waste my day becoming another puppet to the television watching 6 hours per day (being subjected to something like ~72 minutes of adverts)! YAY, we all love Christmas marketing?!?!
SO..... i shall rant on and on and quite possibly some things may actually give you cool ideas of how to not be retarded.
Topic 1: "Why the fuck do YOU stare at the floor so much?"
This certain topic has been pissing me off for a good while. No, there is not a pile of dog shit everywhere.
Let me describe such a situation or 2 where someone may do so...taken from the perspective of someone who does not stare at the floor..as this enables the ability to comment on observations.
Situation 1) Man walks down road to get to location A. Man spots woman on same side path who is currently 40 metres off. Man keeps NOT staring at the floor, engages in long distance eye contact in which they exchange a look up and down of each other. Consequently, the two subjects now create images of who there potentially path buddy is, for example, "fuck she's hot", "fuck she's ugly", "fuck.. she's...fashionable?" The two get ever closer and imminently get to the stage of nearly passing by. So what happens?? Man continues absorbing his surroundings, having a jolly old time, possibly awaiting to exchange a smile, an eye glance, or even a conversation. Woman however, now decides that it is FLOOR STARING TIME! This involves staring at the floor for approximately 5 seconds to get past said "man" without having to exchange in any communication. Now why is this so? [This situation is reversible where man actually is the floor staring retard and woman is the confident, absorber.]
Social conditioning - what the fuck?
Survival instinct?
Display of intimidation?
There are a million reasons why this situation could of come about. However, i'd like to say, this phenomena seems to occur more frequently with lone passers, then an individual passing a group. As i think the groups possess an air of confidence being with each other that enables them to disengage in the FLOOR STARE!
To combat the floor staring, i think people should firstly become more confident and less anti social. Looking at someone will not get you killed..remove your face of a baboons smacked arse. Engage in beast mode, hold you head up high, pass that motherfudger with some conviction and enjoy yourself.
What you'll discover: The world around you.
And also! Do take sometime to assess your path as it may have the potential obstructions and dog mess.
Peace out.
Rob
P.s. if any of you disagree with the "floor stare" being unreal, and non occurring next time you walk anywhere. Take a big look.
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